"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
It really does
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
I still hold the belief that Ruby’s "I’m AWESOME" rant is the fucking best villain reveal speech because she didn’t say a word until after the deed was fucking finished and there was no turning back like BRAVA evil wench, that’s how treachery is done.
In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”
that speaks to me
I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation